Send some shock and laughs with our 9 Worst Christmas Cards Ever Set.
These offensive cards are sure to stir up some holiday fun. Perfect for the sarcastic prankster in your life. (Caution: may cause excessive laughter and potentially awkward family moments.)
9 Festive Cards
All The Shit You Wanted (Blank Inside)
Chestnuts Roasting (Blank Inside)
Five Fucking Bucks (Blank Inside)
Holy Shit What A Year (Blank Inside)
I Can't Feel My Legs (Blank Inside)
Look A Lot Like Fuck This (Blank Inside)
Merry Christmas Asshole (Blank Inside)
Merry Christmas Saggy Balls (Blank Inside)
You Pussy Ass Bitch (Blank Inside)
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